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Rompmonsters Premium small (Andy) 15 October 2019, 23:10
Bit of an early goodbye press release, just wanted to put my thoughts out there about the game - Not the most thought out post in the world as I did it in one go so I may have missed positives and focused more heavily on negatives which is something I have a tendency to do

https://www.virtualmanager.com/clubs/464477/press_releases/132609

The Lemons (Tele Vision) 16 October 2019, 13:06
https://virtualmanager.com/clubs/1248416/press_releases/132607
We want to become a middle-table team in Division 4.

FC Viitorul Constanta Premium small (Adrian) 17 October 2019, 13:13
FC Viitorul Constanta wrote:
FC Viitorul Constanta wrote:
FC Viitorul Constanta wrote:
First train on LTF - you never forget your first smiley
https://www.virtualmanager.com/clubs/1284162/press_releases/132425
Financial update - Road to ETF
https://www.virtualmanager.com/clubs/1284162/press_releases/132467
Finances : Season 2019-41
https://www.virtualmanager.com/clubs/1284162/press_releases/132615

FC Viitorul Constanta Premium small (Adrian) 25 October 2019, 20:35
FC Viitorul Constanta wrote:
FC Viitorul Constanta wrote:
FC Viitorul Constanta wrote:
FC Viitorul Constanta wrote:
First train on LTF - you never forget your first smiley
https://www.virtualmanager.com/clubs/1284162/press_releases/132425
Financial update - Road to ETF
https://www.virtualmanager.com/clubs/1284162/press_releases/132467
Finances : Season 2019-41
https://www.virtualmanager.com/clubs/1284162/press_releases/132615
Training facilities upgrade: ETF
https://virtualmanager.com/clubs/1284162/press_releases/132644




AZ Magma (floki) 8 November 2019, 14:46
when doing press releases can we at least keep them up to the same standard as below



The Magma Mag
Written 18 February 2014, 06:51

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Welcome to the Magma Mag edition 1.
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Youth Player Robert Crimmins (no relation to Bernard Cribbins) is to swim the Atlantic for the charity Help The Aged Crimmins was quoted as saying"I can't stand old people they stink of lavender but a bets a bet" before downing his pint and stubbing his fag out on a female reporter in Magma town centre before Mondays 1-0 home loss to Team Ultra.

Striker Ryan Fryer claims he has been stalked by a group of transexuals during matches and has said he will not run on the far side of the pitch due to the distress it is causing,Fryer has handed in a request and will be auctioned later this week "I'm sad to be leaving but I missed a penalty last week when a tranny got her shlong out as I was about to take it.

More next week in edition 2 featuring how Magma are fighting an increasing Hooliganism problem and how the squad are threatening to strike if Ethel the cook is not given her old job back.






Magma Mag vol 3
Written 22 October 2017, 11:31

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Defender Samir Von Guyse (no relation to Samir Nasri) is to cycle across the pacific on a pedalo for charity he is hoping to raise £37,365 for a full sex change but has pledged his future to AZ Magma and was quoted as saying "I't doesnt matter what I have got between my legs its whats between my ears that counts"

As I'm sure you all know Magma's home stadium is situated in the heart of the red light district and this new has gone down a storm with many of the large local transvestite community which when last surveyed made up 67.89& of Magma's support.

He is seen as an inspiration and they have petitioned the club to erect a statue to replace the one of Ethelred Abbott the clubs all time leading goalscorer.

Ethel "novovirus" Cook the clubs cook as she is affectionately known by all at Magma has announced she is bringing out a book for Christmas. She has now been at the club for 68 years and apart from several outbreaks of e-coli poisoning (twice meaning they had to cancel pre season tours of the Isle of Wight and South Yorkshire her service has been exemplorary.

More next week in the Magma Mag about the new youth team project sponsored by local solicitors Harris Saville and Glitters and how the club are hoping to announce a new range of Northern type pies that will be shipped in by English striker Eulyses Moores's Mam direct from Oswaldthistle.

Tune in for volume 3 of the Magma Mag dont miss out!
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