Haha that is classic!!Mikes Meatballs wrote:Oscar Pistorius has murdered his girlfriend. Proof that even a man with no legs has a better shot than Fernando Torres.
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ExcellentFC Blyski Atsiskaitymu wrote:
hypocrite 
A nasty old biker named "TAZ" walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window…
"I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
Teller responded "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the biker says. "I just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see, " says the manager, "and is this b**** giving you a hard time?"
"I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
Teller responded "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the biker says. "I just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see, " says the manager, "and is this b**** giving you a hard time?"
Link removed BW No swearing in the forums please
lolFC Blyski Atsiskaitymu wrote:A nasty old biker named "TAZ" walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller window…
"I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
Teller responded "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old biker, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the biker says. "I just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see, " says the manager, "and is this b**** giving you a hard time?"
Sorry mate I thought the word was border line as I seen people write it beforeThe Goon Squad wrote:Link removed BW No swearing in the forums please
Lol I much prefer rowing on the same spotFC Blyski Atsiskaitymu wrote: