Rompmonsters celebrate their 3rd consecutive week of having absolute garbage when generating new players. With a peak train of 77xp amongst all 15 youth players generated in that time the youth engine is becoming a thrilling 2 minutes of momentary entertainment and massive disappointment every week.

Not only were all 5 new players generated utterly useless but the rest of the squad decided to drink the dark yellow liquid that the new players were sipping from too, with an average train of 96 excluding the new players, a value so low that outside of Sundays it simply hasn't come up (probably not but I'm not going to fact check my own complaining)

Tune in next week to hear about the next 5 unusable pieces of randomly generated data I get given