Moody Bow

It’s so close the plaque is being polished

Written 2 September 2010, 13:08

Having decided to forego the expensive striker the Professional Training Facility is in full construction. Colour schemes are set, the reserved car park spaces are being marked out and the newly built hydrotherapy pool is ready for testing.
Rudy was quoted as saying ‘It’s flippin marvellous. We no longer have to lift bags filled with sand we have actual proper weights now! It’s also great news that we no longer have to physically go out on bike rides – we actually have exercise bikes now. I am particularly happy with this because I am not very stable on a push bike and the stabilisers really dented my street cred.’
As tradition dictates Neil is currently trying to get a guest speaker for the grand opening. Rumour has it the speech might be in Welsh or some backward Derbyshire dialect smiley Watch this space.
COME ON YOU BOW!

Comments

2 September 2010, 19:57
Oi watch it matey Derbyshire dialect is not back'ards!
Sccoby Doo no clue 2 September 2010, 21:17
I would never refer to your dialect as backward Derbyshire mate smiley
3 September 2010, 16:39
Signed up as a subscriber smiley

Back to painting yes painting smiley
16 September 2013, 11:18
oh fucking wow!!!!!!!!!!! who gives a cats fucking shite id happily chop your mums 28 inch bell end off and shove it up your arse just to fucking make me puke and then lean over your fucking mouth and let it all out in your twating motherlicking face. WELSH!!!!!! you fucking push the boat out that you cant even understand geography.... one word fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sccoby Doo no clue 10 October 2014, 22:05
You're a strange boy Daryl lol. This post speaks volumes - it screams 'Daryl has some serious issues'.
Awwww - poor Daryl smiley