It's so near we've even started picking the colour schemes. A day or so left until the new training facility is unveiled. Everyone is welcome - there will be several stands and attractions including -

'Throw a wet sponge at Andres Guerra'

'Throw a brick of left over concrete at Andres Guerra'

There is also the ever popular 'Just hit Andres Guerra stand'

And the infamous

‘Watch the Bull massacre the Sheep‘ stand. A personal favourite of mine.

A grand opening by a mystery famous person will conclude the celebrations and officially declare the Expanded Training Facility ‘open’ – upon which we will wheel Andres Guerra in for some training provided he is still breathing J