Hi there, my name is Charlie the chairman of Marshall and I have decided to restart the once dominant club that is Marshall Athletic and after having life saving surgery in 2017 I have decided to change my manger selection style. So they treat everyone respectfully as at the end of the day when skin, gender, religion and sexuality are put aside everyone is the same in the end. So without further ado welcome the new manger of Marshall Athletic...

Im Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack and better than ever. So prepare for the ride of your life Because we may financially be that of Bury (uluckeeeey) but in spirit and heart that of Uganda national team and the government. So as i have a buisness arrangement with Sarah from accounting this needs to be over quick... only joking shes a woman sarah is the kit washer. so who asking the questions.

Mr Reporter. this is you 6th stint at Marshall Athletic will this be the year you stay forever?

Manager. errmmmm honestly no because i enjoy going to countrie like bulgaria and italy because thats where i feel i belong do ya get me ya do get me it is of paramo...

Random woman in pansuit probs Iesbean- yes we get you you ra...

manger - oi how dare you interupt a male stand up walk out and gets the tea on... Pardon my wife shes got alzeemers #barbrawinsortheoldcommonladyoffthetv

Mr reporter. you have 8 points after 21 can you survive.

Manajer - honestly no as were like gareth thomesees future #dead and diana in that tunnel #dead but hey ya never know we could be still alive like maddie who could be alive i mean shes hashtag probs at bottom of sea or even better in my house i shouldt of said that i should not have said that. right nahh though as lets realise that shes gawon sadly shes now my Wif....... sis.... daugh..... slav...... pet yes pet i mean no right im off i hopes to you appy flighting but lets hope MR- reportHER thats right i saidit i herad Alex scott #onlygoodagainstotherwomen #funnywunnybunny.

I would though lick to say something quite serious if a woman says NO remember due to stuff like the MANOPAUSE they get confused and speak forign NO in womanish is a yes and yes in womanish is also yes. im done know so im off away and we shall convieen at my next available slot so in a bout 3 months.

MR. Reporter - one more question please.

Managagaer - go on then hurry though

Mr. reporter - will you marry me

Maaaannnaaagggerrrr - NO as in this modern world male and male marriage is not acceptable in our modern world and is only reserved for failing male youtuber, vegan and singers called SAM. Women and women though is okay as they finacially crumbe witout a man. you may marry my son though but make sure you marry in Brunie honeymoon in Uganda and if they fail switzerland.

so im saying good bye to you and i want to say to you i will raise up and you are clearly not an academic and your not a very good manager ohhhhh arent we proud.

so im going to be going now and i hope that i get a male driver as i wanna live for more than 5 mins bye yalllll